Have You Ever Had Sex With A Micropenis

Penises come in all shapes and sizes.

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But right now, we're interested in talking about ~micropenises~.

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The average erect penis is 5 inches long, while a micropenis is at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller (so, smaller than 7 centimeters or 2.75 inches).

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And since .6% of the male population apparently has a micropenis, that got us thinking... have you ever hooked up with someone who has one?

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Maybe you met a guy at a bar, went back to his place, and were completely shocked when he took off his pants.

Did the micropenis make things more difficult or easier in bed? Were you turned on or off by it?
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Did the micropenis make things more difficult or easier in bed? Were you turned on or off by it?

Perhaps you husband's micropenis has actually saved your sex life.

Does he spend alllllll of his time going down on you because of his micropenis? Does his dick make giving blow jobs a lot easier (and more enjoyable) for you?
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Does he spend alllllll of his time going down on you because of his micropenis? Does his dick make giving blow jobs a lot easier (and more enjoyable) for you?

Or maybe you met a guy with a micropenis at a party, and when it came down to doing the deed, you chickened out and left.

Hey, it happens!
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Hey, it happens!

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